Welcome to the first annual Sportie Awards!
The Sporties cover the entire world of sports in a variety of catagories. Get ready to be amazed…
Ready? Okay, here we go, without further ado, your 2011 Sportie Winners:
Game of the Year – World Series Game 6
Given that some are calling this the best baseball game of the past 50 years, it definitely gets this year’s Sportie. The twists and turns in this game had your stomach in knots and it was impossible to move for the duration. Probably the most entertaining baseball game I have ever seen.
Best Sports Moment – Aaron Rodgers putting on the belt after winning the Superbowl.
Not only did Rodgers completely erase all doubt and blow away the last Favre lovers (given that he is better) he did it with a team of vets and youngsters who played harder than anyone else. Every now and again the right guy takes one.
Sports Books of the Year
Net Worth by David Cruise and Allison Griffiths – Imagine a world where the entire system of Government is corrupt and run by a brutal dictator. This is not about the USSR but rather the illustrious history of the NHL detailed brilliantly in Net Worth. The best thing the authors do is provide indelible portraits of former (and future) greats / horrible people such as Ted Lindsay, Gordie Howe, Eddie Shore and Eric Lindros. Their takes are unique, insightful and at times, utterly devestating. Easily one of the most infuriating sports books ever written.
Loose Balls by Terry Pluto – The 2nd funniest basketball book ever written (behind Bill Simmons epic tome) is an oral history of the wild ABA years featuring so many hilarious anecdotes that it becomes impossible to put down. The characters are outrageously larger than life and rendered brilliantly human. My favorite story: Marvin “Bad News” Barnes on a morning plane that took off at 8AM and landed at 7:59AM – “I ain’t flying on no time machine. I ain’t taking no plane that goes back in time.”
Diving into Darkness by Phillip Finch / Blind Descent by James Tabor – What sort of person can reach the pinnacle of sport diving? What sort of person could push themselves to not only dive as deep as possible but into a cave? Finch takes on the likes of two men who make an epic cave dive…and the one who must fight to survive. So vivid are his descriptions that the reader is transported along into the abyss. Tabor tackles an even more harrowing quest to discover the deepest place on Earth. He follows the Bird / Magic of the caving world through their harsh journeys fraught with danger. Both books are claustrophobic reading experiences that challenge as well as entertain.
Most Devestating Moment – Game 7 Stanley Cup Finals
Not only did we have to suffer defeat, but we also had to deal with all of Surrey rioting and looting Vancouver stores. Thanks once again for improving our Post-Olympic Image Surrey.
Pod of the Year – Men in Blazers
I had essentially planned on giving this to Bill Simmons BS Report forever, but the Men in Blazers stole my heart. Easy to do with an informative and hilarious look into the world of futbal. How can one not burst out laughing when each week they are treating us “Great Friends of the Pod” to exchanges like the following:
Michael Davies: “If you could have dinner with Gregori Rasputin or John Terry who would it be?”
Roger Bennett: “You’re asking me to choose between a man who is a serial rapist, cult leader, who once raped a nun…and Gregori Rasputin?”
Michael Davies: “Just so we are clear, Rasputin was actually the nun raper.”
Roger Bennett: “I would take Rasputin since he is dead – the conversation would be better.”
Sportie Man of the Year – Lebron James
Everyone just stopped reading, but hear me out: who else garnered more ink or attention this year than LBJ? Be it for his epic collapse or his epic play, he was the man. Period. We could not get enough of him when he was dominating and we could not get enough when he was disappearing. Ultimately the choice is clear.